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CHANGE EPA TO PEA
Well, finally some good news to report.
With Donald Trump as president and the Republicans in complete control of Congress, we are changing that job-killing EPA.
Coal companies no longer have to worry about meeting some silly requirement and can freely dump waste into the creeks and river systems. It will save tons of money for coal companies.
Now the government only has to force people to use coal again so we can fully employ coal miners.
Now that the Congress is completely gutting EPA regulations, it’s time to come up with a new name for the agency.
The letters in the acronym are OK; they just need to change the order to PEA to better reflect the new policy.
One might ask, “why PEA?” Considering the new direction of the agency, it better reflects the new set of goals. The agency will be renamed to Pollute Everything Again.
They could even come up with a new catchy slogan like “Kill It or Drill It.”
Since the campaign season is already upon us, the president can have another great slogan on his new hat: “Make America Pollute Again.”
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